Saturday, September 6, 2008

Quotes about my new home!

“America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.” Oscar Wilde

“You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.” Winston Churchill

“Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git.” Alexei Sayle

“Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages” Dave Barry

“America is a mistake, a giant mistake.” Sigmund Freud

“Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.” Anon

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

wah got music, got photos, got renders. you blog win already loh!
i say, number 1!

i ate nasi lemak at our market this morning, followed by $1.20 ice kachang.

neek said...

oei suzie (since when har), use the tag board. and oei! I MISS OUR MARKET...

neek said...

$1.20 ice kachang?! $3.20 nasi lemak!?!! oh my god, i eats like, US$5 chow mein everyday here, or US$6.30 Quiznoes subs, I AM SO SAD!!! NO DESERT, NO EXOTIC CHEAP FOODS IN SIGHT....