Wednesday, November 12, 2008

lol. Most famous Singaporean ever.

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"On Aug 26, 2008, Gong Li was reported to miss a Singapore citizenship ceremony, where new Singapore citizens collect their new identification cards and formally become Singaporeans. A seat was labeled "Gong Li" but it was vacated during the whole ceremony. Due to confidentiality, the Immigration and Checkpoints Authority of Singapore was unable to confirm the identity of the person who was assigned to the seat [15]. On Nov 10, 2008, Gong Li attended a citizenship ceremony held at Teck Ghee Community Club and received her Singapore citizenship certificate from Member of Parliament Lee Bee Wah. It was also confirmed that she applied for Singapore citizenship in 2008 and absent from the citizenship ceremony earlier in August 2008"


TECK GHEE CC! Wah lao eh! Now Gong li's neighbourhood club! Can u imagine Gong Li signing up for Line Dancing, Malacca excursion and Nyonya Kueh courses? And then all the other aunties will talk shit behind her back for being a xiao long nu!

"巩俐也是宏茂桥集选区的居民" Maybe i will see her at the next elections, casting her vote for the PAP! Unless SDA returns to contest.

So did Xiao Long Nu i mean Gong Li take cab or bus to Teck Ghee CC? Cab fare so ex these days. I bet all the aunties kept talking shit about her for rolling her eyes and beijing mandarin at them. I think Gong Li needs to make friends with Li Jiawei, or Quan Yifeng and form self help group. I confirm David Gan already got Gong Li on speed dial, but he will still style Zhang Ziyi's hair at the oscars. Zoe Tay and Fann Wong need new stylist liao!

EDIT:
"Hairstylist David Gan, a good friend of the actress, confirmed that she had applied for a Singapore passport.

The Sunday Times tried to contact her through him but he said she did not return his call. " ST

Lol.

1 comment:

PaulieMollie said...

hahahah... this is super funny!! u so mean call her xial long nu... haha...